Le LOL du jour avec Véronique Fleurot

Voilà le mail qui pue l’arnaque que j’ai reçu ce matin :

Bonjour, Comment allez-vous, vous et votre famille, j espère que tout va bien . Je suis Madame Fleurot Veronique, je suis née le 18 Janvier 1951 en FRANCE. Et cest avec un coeur plein de désespoir que je vous écris pour solliciter votre accord pour réaliser des projets humanitaires car, Je souffre d’un cancer très avancé qui m empêche de réaliser mon rêve. Mon médecin traitant vient de m’ informer que mes jours sont comptés du fait de mon état de santé est dégradant. Ma situation matrimoniale est telle que je nai ni Mari.Mon époux yvan schneiter de nationalité canadienne, de mémoire glorieuse et bénie qui était ingenieur consultant en république du Bénin pendant douze ans est décédé des suites d’une crise cardiaque, et je n’ai pas d’enfant à qui je pourrais léguer mon héritage. C est pour cela que je voudrais de façon gracieuse vous léguer mes fonds 80.000€ afin que vous puissiez vous en servir pour aider les pauvres, les sans-abri et les démunis. Si donc vous estimez que vous pourrez donner à ces pauvres enfants et femmes démunis une lueur despoir et une joie certaine alors faite savoir votre avis . Cette mission que je voudrais que vous réaliser pour moi a été depuis fort longtemps mes ambitions et mon rêve personnel mais pour raisons de santé je suis bien obligée de trouver une personne en qui je pourrai avoir entièrement confiance. Je compte sur votre bonne volonté et surtout sur votre détermination.Je vous annonce que j’ai eu à contacter un avocat financier du bénin du nom du nom de Me MIGAN . Ce dernier ayant une bonne foie a eu à signé un contrat d’accord de partenariat financier avec moi.Je vous prie de prendre contact avec cet avocat du nom de Me MIGAN au benin pour réclamer cette donation .Je voudrais que vous sachiez que ce fonds que vous recevrez comme don de la part d’une femme mourante qui se trouve actuellement a LONDRES pour ces soins , vous en fassiez bon usage , en l’utilisant pour bénir d’autres pauvres (telles est mon vœux le plus cher en ce moment)et ainsi vous n’aurez pas de problèmes avec les clauses que j’ai établies avec mon institution .Adresse Mail de l’avocat :notariatmigan@yahoo.fr

Lenka - The Show : le clip et les paroles

Lenka a un site officiel qui se trouve ici.

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Lenka - The Show I’m just a little bit caught in the middle Life is a maze, and love is a riddle I don’t know where to go Can’t do it alone I’ve tried, but I don’t know why

Slow it down, make it stop Or else my heart is going to pop Cause it’s too much, yeah it’s a lot To be something I’m not

I’m a fool out of love Cause I just can’t get enough

I’m just a little bit caught in the middle Life is a maze, and love is a riddle I don’t know where to go Can’t do it alone I’ve tried, but I don’t know why

I’m just a little girl lost in the moment I’m so scared but I don’t show it I can’t figure it out It’s bringing me down I know, I’ve got to let it go

And just enjoy the show

The sun is hot in the sky Just like a giant spotlight The people follow the signs And syncronize in time

It’s a joke, nobody knows They got a ticket to the show Yeah

I’m just a little bit caught in the middle Life is a maze, and love is a riddle I don’t know where to go Can’t do it alone I’ve tried, and I don’t know why

I’m just a little girl lost in the moment I’m so scared but I don’t show it I can’t figure it out It’s bringing me down I know, I’ve got to let it go

And just enjoy the show

Just enjoy the show I’m just a little bit caught in the middle Life is a maze, and love is a riddle I don’t know where to go Can’t do it alone I’ve tried, but I don’t know why

I’m just a little girl lost in the moment I’m so scared but I don’t show it I can’t figure it out It’s bringing me down I know, I’ve got to let it go

And just enjoy the show

Dum De Dum, Duh Dum De Dum Just enjoy the show Duh Dum De Dum, Duh Dum De Dum Just enjoy the show

I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back

Just enjoy the show

I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back

Just enjoy the show

Lenka - Trouble is a Friend - le clip, le live et les paroles

Lenka a un site officiel qui se trouve ici.

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Lenka - Trouble is a Friend

Trouble he will find you, no matter where you go, oh oh No matter if you’re fast, no matter if you’re slow, oh oh The eye of the storm or the cry in the morn, oh oh You’re fine for a while but you start to lose control… He’s there in the dark He’s there in my heart He waits in the wings He’s gotta play a part Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine Ah ooh… Trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe, oh oh And no matter what I feed him he always seems to grow, oh oh He sees what I see and he knows what I know, oh oh So don’t forget as you ease on down the road… He’s there in the dark He’s there in my heart He waits in the wings He’s gotta play a part Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine oh oh So don’t be alarmed if he takes you by the arm I won’t let him win but Im a sucker for his charm Trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine ah ooh How I hate the way he makes me feel And how I try to make him leave, I try, oh oh I try….

Green Day - 21 Guns : le clip et les paroles

Superbe clip de Green Day pour le titre 21 Guns.

L’histoire racontée est la suivante, d’après Wikipédia :

The video takes place with the band and the album’s two protagonists Christian (Josh Boswell) and Gloria (Lisa Stelly) in a white room. The police or army arrive outside the room and open fire through the window. As bullets rain through the room, the band continues playing. Gloria picks up the phone and throws it into a fish tank. As the bullets continue to fly and tear apart the room, Christian and Gloria walk toward each other, unharmed by the bullets. They embrace and kiss, recreating the 21st Century Breakdown cover art. The video may represent the meaning of the song in the 21st Century Breakdown story.

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Green Day - 21 Guns Do you know what’s worth fighting for When it’s not worth dying for? Does it take your breath away And you feel yourself suffocating?

Does the pain weigh out the pride? And you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? You’re in ruins

Chorus One, 21 guns Lay down your arms, give up the fight One, 21 guns Throw up your arms into the sky You and I

When you’re at the end of the road And you lost all sense of control And your thoughts have taken their toll When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul

Your faith walks on broken glass And the hangover doesn’t pass Nothing’s ever built to last You’re in ruins

Chorus One, 21 guns Lay down your arms, give up the fight One, 21 guns Throw up your arms into the sky You and I

Did you try to live on your own When you burned down the house and home Did you stand too close to the fire Like a liar looking for forgiveness From a stone

When it’s time to live and let die And you can’t get another try Something inside this heart has died You’re in ruins

Chorus One, 21 guns Lay down your arms, give up the fight One, 21 guns Throw up your arms into the sky (repeat)

You and I

The Midnight Beast - Feat. ST£FAN - Tik Tok Ke$ha Parody - le clip et les paroles

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Parody of KE$HA’s ‘Tik Tok’ by Midnight Beast Feat. ST£FAN. Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily, ly Trying to get a peak of some titties

Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like…. whoa

Im mad, really bad But dont tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like whoa

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!! Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret Menthal cigarette, rette Butt plugs in his pet WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung, Not telling dad mum rung, rung Have sex with Alexa Chung By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesnt even know your name anymore.

The Midnight Beast - Ft. Lil Dru & Lil Ash - Down Jay Sean Parody - le clip et les paroles

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The Midnight Beast - Ft. Lil Dru & Lil Ash - Down Jay Sean Parody Ya out with your friends Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz Looking super cool Step out of your ride you got it all

But thats when you close the door And your jeans get all caught up In a moment of troubled thoughts You decide to take em off

Youre causing some tension It got their attention Theres no need to mention Baby, that your trousers just fell down Just keep on walking And keeping em talking Theyll never know your trousers just fell down Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down

Got a new belt Youre ready to make all the girls hearts melt And got some brand new jeans But theyre so hot that youre naked underneath

Then somebody spills your drink And it looks like you pissed your pants In a moment of troubled thoughts You take em off and start to dance

Youre causing some tension It got their attention Theres no need to mention Baby, that your trousers just fell down Do what a man would N show off your manhood Theyll never know your trousers just fell down Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down

My trousers drop to my knees I just feel like free willy Dont watch the size of me, Not usually this cold you see Behold, Im such a tease, I bought these jeans from overseas I thought that they were burberrys But turns out they were schmurberrys

And I cant get a refund PLEASE! I cant afford my groceries And they keep falling to my knees, When Im out on a pussy spree. It went downhill when I was three When my dad neglected me And ran away on Christmas eve DRU Were the midnight beast

Youre causing some tension It got their attention Theres no need to mention Baby, that your trousers just fell down You look like a boy scout Been caught with his cock out Theyll never know your trousers just fell down Down, down (whoo) Even though your trousers just fell down Down, down (whoo) Even though your trousers just fell down

Cant run for election With an erection Baby when your trousers just fell down

You cant get a peace prize Showing your piece rise Baby when your trousers just fell down

Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down Down, down Even though your trousers just fell down

The Midnight Beast - XXXMAS BUDDIES... (How to get a xmas...) - le clip et les paroles

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The Midnight Beast - XXXMAS BUDDIES… (How to get a xmas…) (Parody) I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don’t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Every night I study How to get a Christmas fuck buddy

I don’t want a lot for Christmas I just want a girl for free (And I) don’t care about the presents I just want a shagging spree I don’t need to hang my stocking I just wanna put my___in Santa Claus won’t make me happy Sorry I dont swing that way I just want a little tug Underneath the Christmas rug Every night I study How to get a Christmas fuck buddy And its you baby

I won’t ask for much this Christmas All I ask for starts with blow (blowjob) I am gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe On my Christmas list Ive written All the girls I want to bed From New Zealand back to Britain Comment on my youtube thread? I wanna ride you like a rodeo More than you could ever know Every night I study How to get a Christmas fuck buddy And when it gets to Christmas eve And youve got no nookie (nookie, nookie, nookie) How the hell do you think youre gonna get through the Christmas holidays? Ycant sit around like another slacker Ya need someone to pull your Christmas cracker